badcgijosh: Sometimes I feel like I’m Light Yagami in a world of Misa Amanes
man I wish I was a cool kid instagramming photos from my nonexistent vacation in nyc or hawaii or cancun then I would have people convinced that my life is the least bit intriguing and not mundane in any way whatsoever which it is sadly because of multiple wretched complications I will always be stuck here in this godforsaken homogeneous town
I landed the volunteer position at the local hospital! Orientation went well yesterday. We got our scrubs and assignments and took a lengthy tour of each floor. I was assigned to the Case Management Dept which is basically blah blah file work. I was hoping for some real patient interaction and walking around and stuff but I guess I should give it a chance. It could be better than changing urine...
isn’t it great when someone you’ve never met in your life from Hong Kong mistakenly tags you in her photo album with all her cute little gal pals
I’ve been putting off running until the first day of cross-country practice come early July but I really should start training again. It’s just so gugguhhh it feels great and awesome when you let yourself go and suddenly the world stops spinning, the pavement is still, and the trail is etched out in front of you, just waiting to be conquered. But once you take a break and convince...
Rule #1: Always ask for "less ice"
I ordered a Sweet Tea from McD’s and they filled up 3 quarters of the bigass gulp size cup with ice. My straw can’t even maneuver its way to the bottom of the cup.
[[MORE]] This guy just professed his love to me via Facebook. It’s on everybody’s newsfeeds. why why why banging my head on the desk leave me to die
I am actually much more relieved about my picture coming out okay than enthused about finally being able to drive. I didn’t want to unintentionally have a dumb expression that I would be forced to make each time I’d get pulled over.
I CAN NOW LEGALLY DRIVE everybody stay in their homes asian female driver coming through mwuahahaha
For the past fifteen minutes, I have been helplessly listening to this girl and her friends laugh from across the street. Now normally I would carry on but my god she has the most annoyingly pretentious laugh I’ve ever heard. She sounds like the hybrid offspring of a hyena and a dolphin I FED UP WID DIS WURLD!!!
fucking at&t internet connection DIE
it’s time for a new theme
Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape: to something
Why "friendzoning" is bullshit and does not exist! →
legendaryarmor: So, you’re interested in this girl, right? Man, she’s a cutie! You’re super nice to her, and hey, maybe you’re even spending a little money on her - maybe you’re spending a lot of money on her! She’s gonna love it. But oh no - she either has a significant other already, or gets one all of a sudden, leaving you in the dust! What the fuck?? You are so “”friendzoned”“, bro. You...