first day of spring break and here I am absent-mindedly clicking the tumblr logo over and over
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via palsy-walsy)
I love a good poop.
is that blacklist extension still around? I’m tired of seeing josh hutcherson’s face.
just a normal conversation with my stomach
*about to take another bite*
Stomach: No. Stop.
Me: What? I'm still hungry.
Stomach: No, you're not.
Me: But you usually eat twice as much as this.
Stomach: Yeah, well, sorry sweetheart. .
Me: . . .
Stomach: Put it down.
my metabolism is slowing down no no no this can’t be happening NOOO :-(
me no know me no care me no wear me underwear
mm Michael Bublé on a rainy day
when I get my car the first thing I’m going to do is buy a carstache or carlashes