for the unsuspecting hero

April 2012

first day of spring break

and here I am absent-mindedly clicking the tumblr logo over and over 

Apr 1, 2012

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.” —Oscar Wilde (via palsy-walsy)

Mar 31, 201299,779 notes

I love a good poop.

Mar 31, 20121 note

Mar 31, 201212,236 notes

March 2012

is that blacklist extension still around?

I’m tired of seeing josh hutcherson’s face.

Mar 29, 20121 note

#he was cute in Bridge To Terabithia #nothing more

Mar 29, 201211,698 notes

just a normal conversation with my stomach

• *about to take another bite*
• Stomach: No. Stop.
• Me: What? I'm still hungry.
• Stomach: No, you're not.
• Me: But you usually eat twice as much as this.
• Stomach: Yeah, well, sorry sweetheart. .
• Me: . . .
• Stomach: Put it down.

Mar 28, 2012

#literally felt my metabolism slow #dammit

my metabolism is slowing down no no no this can’t be happening NOOO :-(

Mar 28, 2012

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Mar 26, 201210,812 notes

#lmao

me no know

me no care

me no wear me underwear

Mar 26, 20122 notes

Mar 25, 201220,384 notes

#Misfits

Mar 25, 20121,629 notes

#dayum Troian

Mar 25, 20122,202 notes

Mar 25, 20124,855 notes

mm Michael Bublé on a rainy day 

Mar 25, 2012

Mar 25, 20122,614 notes

#what is this coolness

Mar 25, 2012447 notes

#The Simpsons

when I get my car the first thing I’m going to do is buy a carstache 

or carlashes

Mar 25, 2012