November 2011
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It is a sad day when you wake up to darkness rather than the sunlight-that-would- have-been-pouring-through-your-window-blinds-if-you-hadn’t-stayed-up-all-night- writing-a-report-and-eating-cinnamon-toast-crunch-while-salivating-over-the- thought-of-iHop-then-realizing-oh-shit-that-you-fell-asleep-when-you-were-only-halfway-done-ultimately-rendering-your-goal-of-an-all-nighter as a FAIL
Does no one use gifs/reaction faces in their text posts anymore?
iHop
fill me with your glorious perfectly fluffy buttermilk pancakes
come to me bb
oh I’m sorry did you want me to fangirl and kiss your feet and gush about how cool you and your biker gang are
those aren’t actions you should pride yourself on
how terrible and sadistic do you have to be to wear a mask and throw “whatever [you] feel like” at strangers walking down the block then flee from the scene laughing on your bike
pathetic
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anything-for-selenasss:
Goodbye Horses // Q...
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Louis de Bumhole, yo: i’m watching the latest... →
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i’m watching the latest episode of the walking dead and getting more and more frustrated at the characters. most of them are not likeable. lorie needs to be killed off. and andrea. the surprise elements in the show also feel predictable—and not surprising at all.
lol i dunno but this show has definitely gone downhil. it’s not gripping at all. i like zombies and there should be more...
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William Howard Taft doesn’t get enough credit for his term in office
He was just trying to make things work between both the Conservatives and Progressives and he didn’t even want the job gOD he hated open political conflicts and everything about politics for that matter!!!!
Roosevelt used him as a puppet to perpetuate his own policies and Taft’s wife just couldn’t...
I need an outfit that says WHER DA FOOD AT and perhaps an indestructable armor that says OUT OF MY WAY as I charge through hordes of black friday shoppers
Maybe being lactose intolerant isn't so bad
I’ll just drink regular milk and poop out everything like laxatives
One glass and whoosh down the toilet in less than half an hour
I read somewhere earlier today that most night owls tend to be lonely
That’s probably why all I’m seeing on tv at the moment are dating hotline commercials (and surprisingly convincing infomercials)
‘tons of sexy singles waiting, call now!’ oh baby I’ve called before and all I got was an Indian man most likely on break from his shift at 7-Eleven
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antoekneesays replied to your post: In the mood to watch a horror movie tonight too…
paranormal activity
Ah I actually didn’t think Paranormal Activity was what the hype made it out to be. It was disappointing, to say the least.
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In the mood to watch a horror movie tonight
too bad I have no one to watch it with :(
the evening will be spent
in the dark
by myself
what’s new with you guys
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*scroll* *scroll scroll scroll* *like* *more scrolling* *scroll* *contact falls out*
what the heck bro
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You idealize how great your week-long break from school is going to be and then when it finally arrives, you find yourself on Tumblr. Then you realize that a social network of others who share your exponential disappointment may actually be the highlight of your break.
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Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
I wish I was genetically engineered
That would be an excellent conversation starter
I thought Breaking Dawn part 1 was actually quality and worth every penny of the $12.50 matinee admission + $1.50 Metro bus ride.
particularly the scene where she’s dead for some amount of time—now THAT was Kristen Stewart’s best acting yet
I should just deactivate but idk one day I might come back and scan through my archive and have a good chuckle
