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I should be reading Grapes of Wrath
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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School starts in two days
It barely hit me
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It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in...
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I still want some pretzel m&m's
lumos-maxima: warningdontreadthis:furiousmoses:disfordarren I just died oh my god
There was a fruit fly on the table
I quickly looked around for something to end its life with Double sided scotch tape would have to do And boy oh boy, I got it
I like the official lyric video better than the official music video. He looks like he’s going to rape her and kill her -_-
HAI I'M BACK
I’M CHEWING ON A STRAW AND YEAH I’M COMING OUT WITH A NEW CLOTHING LINE AND ALL
Hi new followers! I'm about to go on a 7 mile run...
My internet's been down for the past few days...
Tumblr is so incredibly active as of right now
So active that I think I’ll let all the active activity build up until my active dash actively explodes of activeness while I go and be passive and watch Vinny walk around the house giving everyone a heads up about his pink eye on Jersey Shore.
adeepdeepsleep: Oh my god, Jersey Shore is the lulz. Me and my sister were watching the pilot episode for the very first time, and were cracking up every five seconds. Oh, mercy.
fuckingconformists replied to your post: I somehow landed on a Megan Fox appreciation blog link plox >:o haahaha knock yourself out, http://www.foxymegan.tumblr.com/
I somehow landed on a Megan Fox appreciation blog
I went through 9 pages, I can’t even How is it possible to be so insanely gorgeous? Wutevah, at least I didn’t get thrown at with ketchup packets back in elementary
In other news, I've been wanting to try pretzel...