lol paranormal activity 2 →
tumblrisforlulz: (via rivv) THEY DID NOT. THEY DID NOT. THEY DID NOT.
"How are you doing?" is a common way to say hello...
butthetruthis: But the truth is… Strangers don’t care how you’re doing. If you answered the question honestly, they would look at you like you’re crazy. The next time a stranger asks you how you’re doing, say “My aunt died, my dog pee’d on my couch and my car won’t start.” Watch them smile and walk away from you. Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/arcticpuppy/3828620422/
My mood right now is like,
Louis de Bumhole, yo: This morning, at around 9:30... →
This morning, at around 9:30 a.m., I was sleeping but I woke up to a knocking on the door. I thought I imagined it and ignored it, and tried to go back to sleep. Then there was another round of knocking. I ignored it again, favoring sleep. Then the doorbell rang. This must be important—maybe… ROFLMAO!! hey apple. apple, hey apple! knock knock. -who’s there- haha oops, we woke you...
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A missed opportunity.
I’ve always wanted to be in the Scripps National Spelling Bee, and just watching these kids right now struggling to spell their words, is triggering all this negative critcism from me. Just staring at my box of Spelling Bee awards I’ve been given from 1st through 4th grade. I’m such a sore loser =(
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